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Dolla Dolla Billz Ya'll

Some of you know, however I kept this a secret from most people. Since my “salary” if thats what you want to call it that, is so measly, and since I have MINIMAL vacation time and zero sick days, all of the time I am taking of for surgeries this year is...

Good Vibrations…

To quote the musical genius that was Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, I’ve been feeling some Good Vibrations…oh oh oh oh oh…its such a sweeeet sensation. Its a very strange feeling. And I can only explain it as a vibration…perhaps I’m...

List: Things I don't have to buy anymore

#1 Really Extra Super Soft Aloe with Lotion Toilet Paper thats super expensive. Uh ok thats all I’ve got so far. But hey, look at all the money I’m saving by buying the really cheap sandpaper stuff. Its amazing how many dollars you can save when...

Phantom Farts

The sensation in your butt when you need to poop or fart is a weird thing. You feel it your whole life, eventually you learn to control it, but its always there. Well…my butt isn’t active anymore. No more plumbing hooked up to it. BUT I still get feelings...

Staples are for paper, not people.

Got my staples out today. It was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, it didn’t tickle but I didn’t die either and it was far nicer having them removed while lying on my couch, than in a hospital bed. So the home nurse came today, I’ll...